had a dream that Ymir and Christa from SNK got down and dirty on my parents bed while no one but me and a friend was home and it was nice bc I was sitting at the dining table literally right outside the open door of the bedroom listening lmao they came out later to get lunch and I peeked inside the room and saw the imprint on the bed of someone who’s legs had been held up over their head while they were laying down and my friend and I were like daaaaaaaaammmnn

everlasting-delusions:

"I ain’t a cat but I — ugh, nevermind. ‘M too tired for a pussy joke right now. Jus’ keep rubbing m’ back. Do it a li’l…

"Ain’t gonna make no promises, sweet pea."

Britt couldn’t stop the pleased groan that slipped through her lips a moment later. Either he was a great back scratcher or she was too tense. Probably both.

"Dunno. Jus’ one of them moods where I don’t wanna do much. Depressed, I guess."

aidn:

rise

wish I could just go through with it and be done



throwbacksongs:

All American Rejects - Gives You Hell

Casually thinks about old ocs and draws them and thinks about reviving them but eventually probably doesnt do it

hideiwa:

smileshide-scarythings:

hideiwa:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

okay i see where you’re coming from, except no one deserves to be sad. so i think this statement is rude and incorrect. doesn’t matter who it is. people dont deserve hell. everyones past has shit. you’ve probably been a bitch more than once too. doesn’t make it okay for people to wish sadness onto you. 

ok! i really like your point!!

but consider this: suck my ass

Thread Starters : Kink Edition
  1. “Pretend you don’t want it.”
  2. “They’re all watching the movie. They’re not even going to notice.”
  3. “I want you. Right up against the window.”
  4. “You know I love you, right? I have every intention of fucking you like I don’t.”
  5. “Don’t pussyfoot around. I want it to hurt.”
  6. “Let me blindfold you.”
  7. “I want to make every inch of you mine.”
  8. “Wrap your hands around my throat.”
  9. “No, no. Leave your clothes on.”
  10.  “Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”
  11.  “Just sit back and let me give you a show.”
  12.  “I want to make you bleed.”
  13.  “Relax. I’ll teach you the ropes.”
  14.  “Don’t worry. I won’t let you suffocate.”
  15.  “Clearly, you’ve never experienced silk sheets properly, then.”
  16.  “What would you think about adding a third party?”
  17.  “You can’t come until I say so. Understand?”
  18.  “That’s it. Touch yourself for me.”
  19.  “Bet I can make you come without ever touching your cock.”
  20.  “No using your hands. I’ll spread my lips and you lick.”
  21.  “Clean yourself out for me first.”
  22.  “Present yourself for me.”
  23.  “I want you to tie me up so I can’t get away.”
  24.  “I’m going to tie you to the bed posts and have my way with you.”
  25.  “I want you to dominate me.”
  26.  “You’re all mine, pet.”
  27.  “Oh fuck, yes. Bite me again.”
  28.  “Are you sure that’s going to fit?”
  29.  “I’m going to fill all your holes.”
  30.  “They’re next, after I’m done with you.”
  31.  “Just watch it with me. Maybe it’ll give us some ideas.”
  32.  “I want you to humiliate me.”
  33.  “You’re pathetic. If I wasn’t willing to fuck you, no one would.”
  34.  “It’s an ice cube, darling. Do you like it?”
  35.  “That’s good. Now spread your cheeks for me.”
  36.  “Don’t touch me. Just watch.”
  37.  “Are you sure you know how to use that?”
  38.  “I hope you don’t mind whip marks.”
  39.  [Text] What are you wearing?
  40.  “I want to drip candlewax all over you.”
  41.  “I know just how to make you relax.”
  42.  “Have you ever tried rimming?”
  43.  “Your muscles are in knots. Better let me rub you down.”
  44.  “I got the mirror so you can see yourself while I’m fucking you.”
  45.  “You’re not afraid of a little piece of ginger, are you?”
  46.  “I want to pour ___ all over you and then lick it off.”
  47.  “Oh my. I didn’t know you could move like that.”
  48.  “I’m your master/mistress and will be addressed as such.”
  49.  “I don’t care if they’re watching. I’m not done with you yet.”
  50.  “Oh no. Not until you beg.”
  51.  “Tell me how good this feels.”
  52.  “On your knees.”
  53.  “I’ll do anything you want me to do to you, but you have to say it out loud.”
  54.  “Better be quiet or they’ll hear you.”
  55.  “Relax your throat.”
  56.  “I want you to ride me.”
  57.  “Oh, that hurts so good.”
  58.  “I want to hear you scream.”
  59.  “Better be quiet or they’ll hear you.”
  60.  “Strung up with a spreader bar is a good look for you.”